Kafka in Space

Thursday, December 20, 2007

Armageddon Net 20 December 2007

Due To Poor Quality Audio Do Not Listen To This Broadcast First.

The Armageddon Net faced it's most difficult operating conditions yet as Brett VK2TMG operated from the station of VK2ZHE/VK2AHL in the face of unspeakable noise on 3.666 Mhz in the 80 meter ham radio band.

Never the less Amateur Radio operations overcome adversity with the discussion of the following topics in this weeks short programme.

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Brett is operating from the shock of VK2ZHE/VK2AHL, The Bushcom Broadband Dipole, My Twisted Dipole, Newly Deployed APRS Digipeater VK2ZEN-1, Possibly Flashing APRSD to a router - ddwrt - openwrt, APRS on a laptop in a car or on a motor bike, Brett has no car, Can Brett get an APRS signal from this shack to VK2ZEN-1, Brett hanges Radio, Horrific Band Noise, Band Activity with the higher SF activity numbers lately, Flying Foxes Make More Noise than Cats, Brett is very lucky to have Tawny Frogmouths living and feeding outside his house, Tawny Fromouth Diets, Organic Gardener, The most excellent corn and fresh fruit.

Thursday, November 29, 2007

Armageddon Net 29 November 2007

Two Complete Armageddon Nets this week, look, count 'em, two.

More Vaguely amusing banter on 3.666 Mhz than you'll know what to do with.

This week sees amateur radio in Australia taken to a new low with this broadcast covering the following topics.

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PCB Design and Layout, FreePCB from freepcb.com, Gerber Files, Printing Gerber Files, Spice Circuit Simulator, Open Source Software, Software Prices Going Ever Higher, Open Office, Google Documents, Web 2.0 application Paradigm, Reliability of Telephone System,
ADSL Service without Telstra, VOIP, Sevice from Engin, Limitations of VOIP Services, SSB Activity on Beacon Frequency, Bretts Flourescent Light Episode, Essential Viewing List, The Movie The American Way, DVD Players, Streaming Video over internal Networks, HDMI and The Analog Hole, Blueray DVD seems dominant, Play Station 3 plays Blueray, PS3 is Remarkable, Games Consoles for Playing Games Computers for everything else, Humidistat, Moisture Problem at Brett's house, Hydro Shops not Cheap, Alot of Humidity products come from England, Danger from Power Supplies, What it takes to get Westinghoused, Another VK2ZEN & Pater Bob Adventure this time on water, Fishing, Putting Out To Sea, Navigating The Oceans, GPS, Dead Reckoning, Sextants, Availability of maps for GPS, APRS Maps needed For Imminent deployment of APRS Digipeater in Newcastle Area, CYGWIN Xserver for windows from cygwin.com.

Monday, November 26, 2007

Armageddon Net 26 November 2007

This abortive attempt at an Armageddon Net failed 36 minutes in due to bad noise on the 80 meter band, though it remains Vaguely Amusing Banter IN YOUR EAR.

The Armageddon Net, possibly the worlds only podcast recorded by amateur radio operators on 3.666 Mhz in the 80 meter ham radio band.

This episode covers the following topics and introduces a new Armageddon Net Word "Fok"......

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Lawn Maintenance in Diabolical Heat, Transceivers Like 13.8 Volts, Awful Noise on the Band, 2008 Call Book, Explosion of Foundation licenses, Passband Filters, Transmit Bandwidth Adjustment, Automatic Antenna Tuner Switched Off, Analog Metering, Electronic Instruments in Vehicles, And in the 1977 Mini, Calculating Engine Power Output on the Road, Development Environment for the Atmel Microprocessor, Cylinder Pressure Measurement, Tuning Engine on the Road, Exhaust Gas Oxygen sensor, Ethanol Fuel Mixtures, Price Tradeoff Ethanol Fuel, A Foundation License Holder calls in VK2FJMT (Marshall) to discuss ethanol fuels and mini engines.

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Armageddon Net 19 November 2007

Vaguely Amusing Banter IN YOUR EAR, on 3.666 Mhz.

This Weeks Armageddon Net includes the following 30 odd diverse and riveting topics.....

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Icom 746/756 memories, keyer/voice recorder usage in contest, charging batteries, Armageddon procedures, Hording Food, Hiding Generators, Podcasting, archive.org, Linux Flash Player Problems, 2 meter IRLP, 1977 VK DXpedition Mini Cooper is Registered, Insurance IS Expensive, Awful FM900 radio, Now Legendary Crankshaft Break, ZEN has no DTMF, Epic uptimes, Great Newcastle Storm Blackout, American Survivalist Movement, Fiber Glass Body Repairs, Supercheap Autos is no longer super cheap, Jacar Battery Charger Kit, SCR's, Crydoms, Gmail unreliability, Mail Servers, Taking Callers, Connection of Plantronics telephone headset to the ICOM 746/756 for VOX operation, Fan Noise Control,Solar Condidtions and DX Openings, PSK31, Firefox Advantages, Windows Automatic Updates, International Beacon Project, 20 meter beam at Westlakes Radio Club, 40 Meter Beam at Westlakes Radio Club, Tentec Radios, Two Receivers (one in each ear).

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Armageddon Net Test

It has been along time since the last post and I have had my ICOM 756proII returned in working condition for some time.

Brett VK2TMG and myself have been conducting a late night VOX net on 3.666 Mhz on a weekly basis for while now and we decided to turn it into a podcast as well.

So here is the first experimental one to work out our procedures for doing this.

Hopefully I will be able to post at least 1 a week from now on.

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Wednesday, August 31, 2005

Why isn't my ICOM 756 repaired yet

I don't know what's going on but I'm very concerned, you'll remember some posts back I mentioned my Amateur Radio transceiver, the mighty ICOM 756 ProII. Such a superior wireless that utilises a high level of computer control which I can quite frankly say is the closest way to make Amateur Radio communications interesting, to me.


The Mighty ICOM 756 ProII

I Did in fact have a loan of an Alinco DX77 for a few months but I only switched it on a few times and managed to get one dx contact VE7RAC when I heard them show up late at night on the forty meter band I think, surely a Canadian station there operating in a competition that I had no idea of the rules of, so I replied to him just to see if I could get a signal report. But frankly after having the wide array of controls of the ICOM 756 it just wasn't much fun, to me. And I was not enthused to keep the wireless running like I usually did with the ICOM 756, I mean the radio amateur purists love their equipment and their operations and that's fine, but I really don't get much fun out of radio unless there's something weird going on, like operating the ICOM 756. And it can certainly land those DX stations without too much effort.

Anyhow to return to the matter at hand, I remember I had operated the VK/Trans Tasman eighty meter contest from the top of a cold mountain out back of Maitland, where I grew up, but even at that time the ICOM had a problem, the automatic memory controlled antenna tuner built into the wireless had failed and I had to operate with an external manual tuner, it's a major crippling of the transceivers overall capability so the next week the adventure continued as I took the ICOM back to Lee Andrews communications, a fine establishment, to leave the ICOM for repair or replace under warranty.

So this was the adventure, to get the 1977 Mini Cooper down the highway and through the traffic of Sydney, this is always a pretty epic journey in the 1977 Mini Cooper as you have to go flat out for the highway then go into heavy city traffic, something that always is a problem with overheating what with the east-west type engine in the Mini. And running sustained high turns for the hours flat out on the highway sections is definitely the most intense test of endurance for the newly rebuilt 1275cc engine and with any breakdown from here to Sydney and back always meant you were stuck on some main road with often no hope of getting the vehicle to a safe place by one man pushing. These are the circumstances that led me to call for a passenger on this adventure, my consulting minister, a man of faith, we'll call him Pater Bob, And also he had a mobile phone.

All this radio equipment but I cannot afford even a mobile phone, I can't even afford to call one let alone own one.

I was also very curious to see how the gps/aprs tracking system would work down and around Sydney. It worked well once out of the mountains and in range of the Sydney receivers and gateways. You can see the coverage in the log from that day with rough map from APRSworld by pressing the posting heading for this blog entry above.


At any rate I loaded the wireless and Pater Bob into the 1977 mini and we spilled out on to the streets, hit the highway and hammered it up to 120 kph for extended periods, till we hit the twin service stations where I pulled up to check the engine before we hit the point of no return on the way to Sydney.

Pater Bob took the chance to do some good works for his fellow man by means of his cellphone while I cracked the bonnet. Everything was basically ok, there had been no problems apparent on the road, good temperatures and pressures, and inspection showed no loss of coolant and the expected rate of loss of oil.

As we were going to leave I told Pater Bob not to panic and pointed out the oil that had started to be blown out of the carbon crankcase ventilation canister as while it was not a good thing to be happening I didn't think it would cripple the vehicle, so we headed off onto the highway again for the long run to Sydney.

I took the mini up over 120 kph several times, and the mini showed no difficulties and before I knew it we had arrived at the end of the highway and were dumped into the Sydney traffic.

Again, no problems, the 1977 Mini handled the traffic, it was quick off the mark from the lights, it was nimble amongst the traffic and it stopped when needed well due to the disc brakes fitted to it. The best way to make a mini behave more like a normal small car is to fit the disc brakes and 12 inch wheels.

Getting through Parramatta was accomplished easily and we arrived at Lee Andrews communications Shop in Greystanes and thereupon arriving dropped off the ICOM 756 wireless transceiver for repair under warranty.

Whole job done with no problems so far. Pater Bob, being a gun enthusiast, suggested we continue on to Horsley Park gun shop one of the larger of the gun shops left in the country what with the continuing outlawing of guns in this country.

I agreed as there was no reason not to keep driving now the mini had come this far and I had never seen this gun shop Pater Bob spoke about so we drove on. I hadn't driven into Sydney much and certainly not this area and started to run into road construction where they were building interchanges with 3 roads on top of one another, "what the hell is this, this cannot be" I started to panic as I saw these things but drove on to Horsley Park where we parked and went to the gunshop.

Pater Bob wanted to show me a 1911 pattern handgun, this is Pater Bobs favorite gun especially in .45 caliber which is now illegal, and he basically hassled the gunshop salesman to pull one out of the vault. Pater Bob had to start talking about spending money on one before the salesman brought two out and Pater Bob proceeded to operate the mechanism of the gun and examine it completely in such a way as I could see all of the mechanisms of it from standing beside. All very interesting, I could see he wanted to strip down to it's components on the sales counter but I concurred with him that the salesman would not have been happy about doing that.

So, we headed off onto the highway again. Pater Bob knowing the area told me he knew where we could get food, food was good I thought, but we had missed the turnoff from the highway and it was not really possibly to turnoff further on, but we were stopped at a big set of lights, four lane highway in all four directions. I was baffled but Pater Bob as my consultant minister suggested making a U-turn in the intersection when we got favorable lights. It was not easy but I made the U turn and ended up heading in the right direction for food stop without incident, no collisions, no police. I ceased panicking by the time we hit the macdonalds Pater Bob was guiding us too.

Purchasing food at the roadside macdonalds I noticed Pater Bob grab about a one hundred and forty four competition forms that were near the door, which I thought was very strange, but as we ate he spent about an hour making technical drawings of how the 1911 hanguns were constructed on the back of aforementioned forms, everything he couldn't show me by disassembling one in the gunshop. So it's clear to you all now how much of a 1911 enthusiast Pater Bob is.

Anyhow, topped up the oil as the 1977 Mini had cooled down a lot and off again, to complete the run home, which was fully uneventful except for only barely making it to the fuel station near the end of the highway run. Pater Bob's prayers as the fuel gauge had been below zero for some time may have helped I don't know.


So it's three months later now and still no sign of my ICOM 756 being repaired. I have the receipt for it being put in for repair so that's somewhat comforting, but I'm very concerned none the less. The technician repairing in has emailed me to tell me yes he ca see the problem, the fault is not an obvious one, he has got the workshop menual for it now.

But as a test of the 1977 Mini Cooper too Sydney and back it was an excellent run. There ended up being no problems at all. It could do it again except for the cost of fuel.


Be,seeing you.

Sunday, July 10, 2005

The Horror of the Tortoise from Underground

Along time ago, I was always fascinated by a tortoise a friend of mine had found while digging a vegetable garden in the backyard to his home. What on earth had the small tortoise been doing underground for what must have been untold years, it was alive, but didn't seem to be able to make its head come out of the shell, it must have been seized in the retracted state from being unable move it at all for so many years. I did not understand how it could be possible but there it was.

I remember I went to his house to visit once, I was teenaged, I went to his house to visit. No one answered the door though I felt that he really was there but was not answering the door because I was a nuisance visitor I suppose.

Then, thinking I was probably being paranoid in thinking that, I went to where the tortoise was, near the barbecue. I tried to make it's head come out of the shell it wasn't easy. It seemed to be resisting fiercely so I kept pulling harder and still harder with childishly unaware curiosity and no thought of what I was doing to this creature until it's spine gave way and its neck broke. It's head was out now but the tortoise was clearly dead. I pushed the head back in when I realised what I had done and I replaced the tortoise where I picked it up from.

I immediately left and returned to my home.

Then a week later the fellow who owned the tortoise looked at me in an accusative manner and said the tortoise was dead, Somehow it's neck had been broken.

The horror of the incident lives on in my mind I mean how would he have known it's neck had been broken did he do an autopsy, no he must have been watching me do it but unable to stop me because he had been in hiding, what a horrible dilemma.

I must write it in my blog .

Try to atone

Though I can't be punished enough.

But how could the tortoise have lived buried in the back yard of a house
how could it be for untold years it did not dig it's way in,

I can only imagine it had been in some reptilian hibernation of some sort, or it ate when an insect or worm would randomly tunnel into the tortoises head space underground.

It's head was just permanently bent at the neck stuck in it's shell. It probably wanted to put its head out for a very long time. It probably wanted its head out of the shell especially now that it could see light.

Maybe I gave it a few seconds outside its shell before I killed it. I don't know but the memory haunts me to this day, out of all the horrors I've seen and done, this one stilltroubles me some 30 years later.

I was a child, I was stupid, I an insufferable nuisance, what can I do, there was no plan there was no reason. I'm only a man.

I'm only a man.